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Ted, what are you doing?
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Band practice.
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What band?
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Peons assemble!
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They have to stay within earshot,
it's in the band code.
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Wow, Ted,
it's kind of like you're their leader.
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Peons disperse!
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Peons assemble!
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Enough of the horse play!
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Now we need to practice,
and I can't have you winded.
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Now we've only got one shot
to convince Dr. Cox
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to let us sing for the sick kids
in pediatrics.
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One, two.
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[Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper]
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All our times have come,
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Seasons don't fear the Reaper,
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Oh boy, good luck with that.
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As wrong as it was
to serenade sick kids
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with a song about
the upside of death,
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it was perfect for my walk
to Dr. Cox's office.
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Yep, it was terrifying
going up against the new chief.
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Perry, for the last time, we need
more negative pressure rooms
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in the infectious diseases ward.
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Huh, I didn't hear you knock.
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The door was open.
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Then go outside,
close the door, and knock.
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No, you're just going to lock it.
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No, I won't.
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You know I've been burned before.
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Believe in me.
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- New chapter?
- New chapter.
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New chapter!
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Perry Cox.
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We still need those rooms.
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And you sir, are a liar.
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There is no money in the budget.
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And while you're delivering
bad news, please tell Ted
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that he can't sing in pediatrics.
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A cappella music is,
how to put this delicately...
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ear rape.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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He said no.
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Oh man!
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Well maybe, he'll let us sing
for the people in the burn ward.
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No, I asked.
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He said they're already
in enough pain.
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Besides, Teddy, hospital already
has someone who sings to the kids.
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Who?
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One day
The moon got tired of being
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Up in the sky
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He wandered
Down through the starlight
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And landed on the ocean side
And he smiled while...
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That's a cute song.
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It's not cute.
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It's beautiful.
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His swim trunks and snorkel
And guess what
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Mr. Moon swam
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Good news, Cox just added
two new negative pressure rooms.
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Great job wearing him down.
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But still, with Dr. Cox,
winning has ramifications.
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Janice, you have one ugly baby.
Seriously.
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Did you actually teach your son
to be mean to a baby?
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Not just any baby,
but your baby.
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Come here, Jackie Boy!
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We're going to get
10,000 jelly beans.
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I love you so much.
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They can both be so hurtful.
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Season 8 Episode 8
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My Lawyer's In Love
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You got to pick Jack up
from preschool today.
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Why can't you do it?
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Hello, I'll be busy taking care
of our daughter.
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Jennifer is with the nanny.
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Okay, fine.
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Jack's school gets out at 2:00
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and you know I take a nap
everyday from 11:30 to 3:00.
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Are you enjoying your life?
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Yeah, it's pretty nice.
And yours?
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It's different.
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Got your latte, champ.
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Well now, thank you.
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Boy oh boy, you're really digging
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the heck out of this whole secret
friendship thing, aren't you?
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Well, it has all
the thrill of an affair,
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without all that exhausting sex.
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Do you realize that I have
to do rounds,
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see patients,
pick up my son Jack,
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and somehow put a dent in all
this bureaucratic ridiculousness?
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You're the Chief of Medicine,
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you can't keep doing
all the things you used to do.
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You have to let something go.
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Just don't drop the ball
with your son.
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That's what I did with Harrison.
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He and his new life partner Caleb
have just opened a boutique
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on Fire Island called
"Everything Mesh".
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You like mesh Perry?
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No, Bob, I don't.
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Well, I didn't either at first.
But the boxers really breathe.
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I can do it all.
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Craig,
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I thought I told you I never wanted
to see you in here again.
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I'm sick.
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I am now officially on the case.
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Can I talk to you
in the hall for one second?
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Sure.
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Look, I know you and Craig
have a history,
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but I'm sure you're swamped.
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I don't mind taking this one.
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No no, Craig was my patient before,
so he'll be my patient now.
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Plus, if you don't treat him,
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then he gets to get home
not smelling like cocoa butter.
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Mock away, but do you
think it's an accident
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that I have the complexion
of a 12-year-old Greek boy?
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Don't get me wrong,
I still want you to be
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a big part of Craig's treatment team.
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Say hum, Craig?
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Is there anything you want
Dr. Puberty Beard to go get for you?
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A root beer, please.
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Nice to have you on board.
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You took the last two root beers.
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- Give me one.
- No.
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This one is for a patient,
and this one...
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is for me.
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The old "Lick the can,
so no one will want it" trick.
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Too bad I beat you to it.
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Licked by Janitor.
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You'll find the same note
on your cell phone.
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Have you ever seen
such an angel?
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Okay Teddy.
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It's time to throw
down your power rap.
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Wow, look at Ted go!
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Can I help you?
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No you cannot!
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Yeah. Every time Ted
chickens out with a girl,
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he goes straight to his bike
and pedals home.
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Cherish the pain, Ted.
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It means you�re still alive.
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I wish I could help
that bald sweaty bastard.
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Maybe you and I could team up.
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I bet you think I'm going to say no.
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But let me tell you
something about the Dorians.
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We trust. And we trust hard.
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It's the reason why every single
Dorian has a loyal army of friends.
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It's also why last weekend
I flew to the Ozarks
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for a spontaneous water ski
getaway with Dr. Cox.
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He was not there.
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Nor was his lakeside cabin.
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There had also been
talk of a tire swing.
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- In or out?
- In.
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- For Ted.
- For Ted.
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Yo, chief.
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For some reason, there are 3 different
shift schedules floating around.
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If you don't put out a new one,
you're going to get
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every nurse showing up
at the same time.
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I'm on it.
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Okay. Last patient.
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A pre-excitation of the ventricle
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due to accessory pathway's
a condition called what?
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It's Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome.
Nice job.
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I'm out of time, so...
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I'm going to go ahead and answer
these last questions myself.
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Now what is...?
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Let me finish.
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What is Ebstein's anomaly?
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Great job, group.
I appreciate the effort.
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Now leave.
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Not you.
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You didn't raise your hand,
not even once.
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I wasn't feeling it.
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Well, it's perfectly
understandable, but...
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for the record,
what is Ebstein's anomaly?
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Yes, dark haired guy.
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Oh, I thought it was just
the hand-rising part.
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Okay, I know I was supposed
to read up on that.
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But Dr. Cox, are you familiar
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with those electronic trivia games
they have at bars?
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Sure.
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My buddies and I bought one
at a police auction,
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and we've got this
really intense game going.
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And they're going to call me
whenever my team's turn comes up.
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Your laziness has finally
caught up with you.
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But, no worries.
As your teacher,
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I'm going to make sure
you get through all this because...
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The next two days, you're going
to sit your ass in that chair,
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and you are going to learn everything
there is to know about the human heart.
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I'm going to come around, every once
in a while, and ask you questions,
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and if you don't know the answer,
I'm going to take that textbook,
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and I'm going to drive it through
your skull. How does that sound?
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- Pretty frightening.
- Good luck.
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Look, Ted. You're obviously upset
about the ukulele girl.
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So, we've called a truce
to help you out.
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I'm not upset.
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Ted, we found you in a park,
throwing rocks at old couples.
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Why should they be happy?
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Come on, man!
You can get this girl.
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No, no, no,
you don't understand!
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If I even think about
a girl that hot,
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I get the most unbelievable
dry mouth.
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I mean, just picturing
her beautiful eyes and her cute sm--
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What is that?
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It's Jum and tonic.
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Gin, rum and tonic.
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Don't get him drunk.
He can barely talk as it is.
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You don't get drunk on Jum.
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It's a breakfast liqueur.
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And you know what?
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I don't like you telling me
what to do.
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Truce off.
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Truce on.
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That was a patient's lab results.
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And you cannot turn the truce off
whenever you want to.
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- Sure you can.
- Fine, truce off.
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No. Truce on!
Truce on! Truce on!
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It's my latte.
And it's scolding hot.
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Yeah it is.
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Ted, do you want to get this girl?
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Give her a present. Better yet,
a present that you made.
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My first date with Lady,
I made her a duck I killed.
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Now, you're thinking wouldn't it
have been more romantic
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to kill it in front of her?
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And yes, it would have.
And it was my plan.
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But in the car, on the way over,
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we kind of get into it, you know.
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Maybe I was in a bad mood,
maybe he was, I don't know.
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But one thing led to another, and then
we're off in the side of the road,
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shirtless and...
seeing what's what.
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Next thing I knew...
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I'm really not comfortable
murdering for her.
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Fine. The important thing
is to be confident.
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When you talk to her,
you think about something, anything,
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that puts you at a confident place.
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The important thing is to be honest.
Just tell her how you really feel.
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I don't want to talk about this anymore.
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Yep, those are Jum legs.
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All right, Craig.
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Your CAT scan showed
large lymph nodes,
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so you got to do a biopsy,
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which means we're going to
make a little cut under your arm,
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and take a tiny sample.
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It's going to hurt?
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A little bit, but...
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it's okay cause I'm going to be
by your side the whole way.
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You promise?
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Yeah, I promise.
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I got one thousand things
I got to attend to here,
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I'll check in with you later.
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Dr. Cox?
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Yeah.
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I'm scared.
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Why don't you tell me
what's scaring you,
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and we'll see what I can do
to make it better.
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Okay, Ted.
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I think we found a way to get you
over your fear of talking to this girl.
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00:10:26,322 --> 00:10:28,595
Kill me?
Cause I'd be willing to try that.
255
00:10:28,663 --> 00:10:30,002
No, Ted. You remember
when you were a kid
256
00:10:30,065 --> 00:10:31,855
and your father threw you
in the deep end of the pool
257
00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:32,956
to teach you how to swim?
258
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,158
Swim, Ted!
259
00:10:37,509 --> 00:10:38,433
Hey.
260
00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:46,938
Is our friend in there?
261
00:10:47,157 --> 00:10:48,660
He's in the corner.
262
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:55,740
You just spooked him a little bit.
But if we're quiet,
263
00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,382
he'll come out on his own.
264
00:11:07,378 --> 00:11:08,444
Hey, guys.
265
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,970
Did you have something
you wanted to talk to me about?
266
00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:15,601
And then Ted remembered what
the janitor had said about confidence.
267
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,264
And he knew that there was only
one situation where he actually had it.
268
00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:20,712
Peons assemble!
269
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,563
I heard you playing yesterday
270
00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:26,731
and thought you might
like to jam with us.
271
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,826
I'm Teddy Buckland by the way.
272
00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:30,713
I'm Stephanie Gooch.
273
00:11:31,054 --> 00:11:31,977
Well, Gooch.
274
00:11:32,578 --> 00:11:34,257
See if you can keep up.
275
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:38,563
Carry on my wayward son
276
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:42,189
There'll be peace when you are done
277
00:11:42,590 --> 00:11:46,521
Lay your weary head to rest
278
00:11:46,825 --> 00:11:49,353
Don't you cry no more
279
00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:53,129
Once I rose above
the noise and confusion...
280
00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:56,952
As I watched Ted, I realized that
a little confidence is a good thing.
281
00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,286
But, as I saw Dr. Cox rush by,
282
00:12:00,391 --> 00:12:03,138
it occurred to me that too much
can get you into trouble.
283
00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:06,204
Because if you go around
plugging leaks all day,
284
00:12:06,264 --> 00:12:08,009
Brian, the machine is broken.
285
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,857
There's no way there was
a president named Garfield.
286
00:12:11,058 --> 00:12:13,641
Study, or get a book to the face.
287
00:12:13,889 --> 00:12:15,705
you're bound to miss one.
288
00:12:16,015 --> 00:12:18,569
Hey, if you're wondering,
this is what it looks like
289
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,388
when all the nurses show up at once.
290
00:12:20,443 --> 00:12:21,890
I'll deal with it in a second.
291
00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:25,442
And before you know it,
the flood gates open.
292
00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:27,609
Where the hell is Craig?
293
00:12:27,738 --> 00:12:30,817
Seventeen nurses took him down
for his biopsy at two o'clock.
294
00:12:31,155 --> 00:12:32,549
It's past two already?
295
00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:35,513
Then something big
falls through the cracks.
296
00:12:37,435 --> 00:12:39,953
I will pick up Jack
after preschool today.
297
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:41,969
My massage is right by there.
298
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,817
I'm doing it. End of story.
299
00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,416
Go away!
You're not my doctor anymore.
300
00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:48,589
Puberty Beard is.
301
00:12:49,026 --> 00:12:51,898
You know, Craig, i was kind of hoping
that nickname wouldn't stick.
302
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,352
Craig, I'm sorry. I just
got a little held up out there.
303
00:12:54,461 --> 00:12:57,277
I know it's not the thickest beard.
It's not like, you know, Santa Claus.
304
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,697
You broke a promise.
305
00:12:59,259 --> 00:13:00,401
Well, have it your way.
306
00:13:03,578 --> 00:13:06,361
Just, real quick back to the beard,
you-- you want to touch it?
307
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:07,750
I really don't.
308
00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:13,681
There is the stud muffin.
How'd it go with Gooch?
309
00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:15,445
We jammed all night.
310
00:13:15,623 --> 00:13:19,373
The two of us even sang one of
her songs which made me think
311
00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:21,869
I might have a chance with her.
312
00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:29,291
I've got
313
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:32,165
Too many questions in my mind
314
00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:34,669
I've got
315
00:13:34,904 --> 00:13:37,388
Too many answers to find
316
00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:39,852
Can I
317
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,649
Give up all I've imagined?
318
00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,534
Am I
319
00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:47,726
magical enough for this to happen?
320
00:13:47,857 --> 00:13:49,565
- Because I like you
-I like you
321
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,410
- I like you
- I like you
322
00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:55,624
And like can lead to like-like
323
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:59,082
And like-like can lead to love
324
00:13:59,242 --> 00:14:00,876
Sure as the stars above,
325
00:14:00,966 --> 00:14:02,940
- I'd really like to kiss you
- I'd really like to screw you
326
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:07,707
When we're singing, and the
band's around, everything's fine.
327
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:11,855
But as soon as we're alone,
I literally can't breathe.
328
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,777
Ted, you're never going to get
close to this woman
329
00:14:13,822 --> 00:14:14,968
until you dig down deep,
330
00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:17,575
and find the courage
to tell her how you really feel.
331
00:14:18,426 --> 00:14:19,266
Yeah.
332
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:21,221
What do you got?
333
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:22,125
For the rest of your life,
334
00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:24,765
100 percent of your communications
with this woman should be in song.
335
00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:26,140
Loving it!
336
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:30,498
So how is your day going today,
any better?
337
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:31,452
I'm okay.
338
00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:34,417
Oh, give it up.
Everybody knows you two are friends.
339
00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,815
Oh, please, Carla.
I still hate Bobbo with a--
340
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,520
We're like brothers.
341
00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:43,789
- I'm done hiding this, Perry.
- My head hurt.
342
00:14:43,914 --> 00:14:47,022
Well, you wouldn't be so stressed out
if you let people help you.
343
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:49,065
Let me do the nurses schedule.
344
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:49,887
No.
345
00:14:50,012 --> 00:14:53,021
You don't understand, Carla.
He has to control everything.
346
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:54,384
Good, you're here.
347
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:56,781
I'm surprised he doesn't try
to control the words I say.
348
00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:59,251
I can control the words you say.
Say something annoying.
349
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,523
- I just--
- Ta-dah!
350
00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:03,316
Look, I've said this before.
351
00:15:03,441 --> 00:15:07,158
You cannot be Chief of Medicine
without giving something up.
352
00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:11,004
I mean, why on earth
is he still teaching interns?
353
00:15:11,129 --> 00:15:13,966
Because he loves teaching. He needs
to give up some of those patients.
354
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,664
What he needs to do is give up
some of the bureaucratic stuff.
355
00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:19,410
Would you all be quiet for one second?
356
00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:21,803
Hey Dorian.
357
00:15:22,462 --> 00:15:24,484
Perry and I are like brothers now.
358
00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:27,126
Bob, he's not going
to take that well.
359
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,961
I do everything for you
and you still won't let me in?
360
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:34,794
You now what, thank you, Perry.
Thank you for giving me my life back.
361
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:35,868
Because I am done.
362
00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:39,074
- JD, he needs our help.
- I'm back in. I'm here for you buddy.
363
00:15:39,388 --> 00:15:43,924
I don't need your help,
I am in control of everything.
364
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:48,468
Hello?
365
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:50,965
Daddy, you weren't here
to pick me up.
366
00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,768
So I got scared and tried to find you.
367
00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:55,280
- Jack?
- Daddy?
368
00:15:59,256 --> 00:15:59,909
Hey, Perr'.
369
00:16:00,908 --> 00:16:02,400
I'm alive!
370
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:09,816
You know. Last weekend, Perry and I
went to the movies together.
371
00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:11,069
So?
372
00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:13,192
Thought you'd be interested.
373
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,752
- Was it a romantic comedy?
- Yeah.
374
00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:24,433
Maybe they're all right.
375
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:27,075
I have to give something up.
376
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:30,689
Sweety, I got to talk
to your dad for a second.
377
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:33,107
Go over there and staple some stuff.
378
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:34,375
Cool!
379
00:16:35,675 --> 00:16:38,710
Perry, they don't know you like I do.
380
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:41,950
You're not capable of giving up on
anything that you care about.
381
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:46,034
Whether it's a patient, or your
never ending quest to please me.
382
00:16:46,159 --> 00:16:47,948
I'm going to blow you away tonight.
383
00:16:48,247 --> 00:16:50,185
I'm sure it'll be amazing.
My point is,
384
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:52,527
is that eventually
you balance things out.
385
00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:55,918
Who cares if you can't pick
Jack up from preschool?
386
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:59,249
Just make sure that you're home
in time for his bedtime stories.
387
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:00,420
Thank you.
388
00:17:01,261 --> 00:17:02,317
Hey guys!
389
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,111
I finally got a brother!
390
00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:07,980
Kid's either a genius or an idiot.
391
00:17:10,186 --> 00:17:13,214
Hey Ted, would you like
to get a cup of coffee some time?
392
00:17:13,696 --> 00:17:14,823
Peons!
393
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:20,001
I was just thinking that maybe,
it could be the two of us.
394
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:33,365
I thought maybe we could
get to know each other.
395
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:40,698
You know, I'm an idiot.
396
00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:43,892
I've been dropping all these
subtle hints that I like you.
397
00:17:44,017 --> 00:17:48,048
Sideways glances, the secret smiles,
telling you I want to screw you.
398
00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:49,888
You're clearly not interested.
399
00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:52,749
Gooch!
400
00:17:54,255 --> 00:17:59,080
I'm really not what
you would call a winner.
401
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,431
Oh sure, I'm a lawyer,
402
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:05,350
but that's only because
I took the Bar exam in Alaska,
403
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:07,852
and they only have like four laws
404
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:11,451
and most of them are about
when you can and cannot kill...
405
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,274
seals.
406
00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:16,954
And if it seems like
I'm uninterested,
407
00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:22,192
it's only because
I've no idea why you would like me.
408
00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:28,013
I mean, you are the
most beautiful, perfect...
409
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:31,021
ukulele player I've ever seen.
410
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:36,641
And no that's not saying much,
because they're usually fat Hawaiians.
411
00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:41,559
Still, I think what
I'm trying to say is...
412
00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:47,853
Stephanie, I would love
to go and have coffee with you.
413
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,004
What time do you get off from work?
414
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,732
Who cares?
415
00:18:57,544 --> 00:18:59,717
I guess you were right
about the whole honesty thing.
416
00:18:59,842 --> 00:19:01,204
Well, he never would have gotten
to that point
417
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,957
if you hadn't told him
to be confident.
418
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:05,214
- We're a good team.
- Yeah.
419
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,854
Why is your hand wet?
420
00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:10,919
Licked by Janitor.
421
00:19:11,576 --> 00:19:12,936
I guess the truce is off.
422
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:15,128
I'd like to think
it was never really on.
423
00:19:24,617 --> 00:19:26,801
I told you to leave me alone.
424
00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:27,997
Yeah you did.
425
00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,361
But I can't do that Craig.
426
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,588
I screwed up,
I broke a promise to you.
427
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,332
But I'm sorry.
428
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:38,709
I'm standing here
asking you to forgive me.
429
00:19:40,741 --> 00:19:42,760
And I'm not leaving until you do.
430
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:45,119
Make him go away.
431
00:19:45,244 --> 00:19:47,255
I can't, buddy.
I have a lot of patients to see.
432
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,840
You're stuck with him.
433
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:54,599
As I watched Dr. Cox,
I realized, he was going to do it all.
434
00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,173
Even if it meant
compromising a little.
435
00:19:57,443 --> 00:20:00,894
Like letting a close friend
cross the T's and dot the I's
436
00:20:01,019 --> 00:20:02,824
Here is the first pass
of the nurses schedule.
437
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:05,439
Please feel free to make any changes
you want and put it out.
438
00:20:05,564 --> 00:20:06,774
No problem.
439
00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:10,828
Or deciding not to bother teaching
someone who doesn't want to be taught.
440
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:11,990
Time's up.
441
00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:15,190
You patient has a sodium channel
abnormality in the cardiac tissue
442
00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:17,610
which puts him at risk of
sudden death, what does he have?
443
00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:20,514
Actually, I didn't get
to that chapter yet.
444
00:20:20,639 --> 00:20:22,606
There was this trivia thing,
did you know
445
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:26,474
- James Garfield was our twenti--
- It's been two days. You're fired.
446
00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:31,600
Still, it's all worth it
if you get home in time
447
00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:33,706
to read stories to your son.
448
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,631
It's okay.
You'll try again tomorrow.
449
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:43,870
Come.
450
00:20:56,997 --> 00:21:00,602
Aren't we gonna, you know...
have intercourse?
451
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:04,862
I would, but this isn't my fantasy.
It's that guy's.
452
00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,952
He doesn't want to imagine me
doing that with anyone.
453
00:21:11,952 --> 00:21:13,984
Oh what the hell.
Let's get free.
454
00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,468
Oh, Ted. No, no!
455
00:21:17,154 --> 00:21:19,807
What is that?
Is that your butt?
456
00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,165
It is?
457
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:27,765
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